Dave Hecht Is Gonna Smack You Up

Dave Hecht is tired of beating regular cyclist and has decided to start beating various road constructs too. After smacking up a barrier at the Capital Stage Race and showing it who the alpha dog is Dave decided the backside of PR was getting chippy with him and smacked that whinny piece of asphalt up too. Next week I hear he intends to body slam corner one of the state crit just because he can.

I hope all you Old Town riders are taking notes! This is how a hard as nails rider plays the game.