Killer Rohrbot Island Blogging

Are you beginning to feel like Samuel L. Jackson every time Keller Rohrback p/b Pain Train? Did you just have your awesome plan to jack out lead out up by attacking us from the gun jumped by our guys jumping first? And then relentlessly attacking only to start the lead-out with 5 laps to go?

Well, Haters Gonna Hate yo and we have only one (way over the top and inappropriate)response:

Oh shit, get your wheels ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking start line
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We attacking this, let's go

I'm on a bike, I'm on a bike
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sprinting on a bike
I'm on a bike, I'm on a bike
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking sprint

I'm on a bike motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a bike on the criterium
Busting thrity five, wind whipping out my shorts
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a bike

Take a picture, trick, I'm on a bike, bitch
We drinking Heed champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my bibs on and my cleaty-kloppies
I'm flipping corners, you at the back
Straight flipping droppies

I'm riding on a bike, doing sprints and shit
This bike's flying, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seward, this is real as it gets
We won this crit, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a bike and
it's going fast and
I got a green theme, including tires and
We're the kings of the crits, kinda loud like Cipo
If you're got second, then you're sure not us, oh
Get the fuck up, these crits is real

Fuck running, I'm on a bike, motherfucker
Fuck swimming, I rock crits, motherfucker
I'm on the leadout with my boys, motherfucker
This team's engines make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the finish line
Gonna fly this bike to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd win a crit
It's a short fast bike race
Sean Kelly, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a leadout coming my way
Believe me when I say we owned that bike race

I'm on a bike, I'm on a bike
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sprinting on a bike
I'm on a bike, I'm on a bike
Take a good hard look
At my rear wheel

Of course the proper response is to get angry and come out swinging this weekend at Redmond Derby. Maybe have your team watch this video as motivation?



All right, that's out of my system.