Overheated panic blogging

I don't know who's gonna win today, but I know that three races into the season there are several teams that have not yet notched a win. ZOMG the pressure must be intense for if you don't win a bunch of races that no one remembers in June, like, right now, your whole season is a failure and all those high priced contracts brand new handlebar wraps they got for $10 will be wasted! Besides, there two podium girls are roaming Seattle looking for a real winner to kiss. And if you don't make that move now Karl Hungus will.