Baby, I Amazed!
Thanks to Dave Douglas, whom I tweaked in the previous post, for getting my result changed. I take back 65.34% of the things I said about him! He can choose which 65.34%.
Now the question is how am I going to get myself out to the Gran Fondo Ephrata so I can open a can of pain and pour it all over myself again? This time with dirt! No one want to join me? Anyone? Don't make me beg.