I am Salmon
Let's get this out of the way right now. Mark Mirante finish first at the Tacoma Crit, delegating He Who Shall Not Be Named to second while KillerRohrbot's own Jim Flynn took 3rd.
But PruDog WON the Tacoma Crit when he dominated the field to win the single most cherished prize in cycling ever. The Salmon Prime.
No it's true that many of you fools will likely note that there are no points for winning a Salmon Prime. No podium. No podium
But I won Salmon. And not just any Salmon. No, Salmon that won't expire until 2018. So that prime can go right down into my fallout shelter for when the Zombie Apolacolyspe comes. And no I won't share.