Friday, January 25, 2008

Team Panda Bear Express is Teh Awesome

Perhaps you guys didn't get the memo but Team Panda Bear Express is going to rock your worlds. I am not sure that's the real team name, but Chad Nikolz is the team conductor now and all I know is he was saying something about punching your ticket old skool style. Yo. Yah, he meant you. No, not you. You. Yah you over there. So get ready to get beaten down Stangle-dizzle style with a side helping of Old Guy getting all semi-licious on your ass. And don't forget the Dux, who'll tell you how it is and The Schmirnov who remembers that time you said something about not knowing who he was. He was a pro bike racer back when it was cool Suckah and yoou are going in the ditch now.

What's that you say? Where's mr. boots? Mr. Boots is goin' pro baby so that just means cool JZO is going to half to drop your ass Time Trial style. But don't worry, of you need a place to go cry he can help you buy a house yo. I said Yo!

And don't even get me started on Ongers. That boy will pee in his own helmet if it means taking it downtown. Fordizzle.

Me? Well I am going to sit back, eat twinkies and post trash talk on the internet like my mentor Terry B!


At Sunday, January 27, 2008 1:02:00 PM, Anonymous curl-shizzle said...

ya gotta stop letting your 17 y/o nephew blog for you...

At Wednesday, January 30, 2008 9:59:00 PM, Blogger camrob said...

Very nice! This is what I had in mind indeed. You really outdid yourself with all the nick-namery and self-depracating Ling-Ling action in there. You need to become the NW amateur team Michael Ball. I see Tyler Thompson is back, maybe he can add to the smack-down power that you plan to serve with a side of sweet and sour pot stickers?

Is Stang-fizzle on the tizzle fer rizzle?

Nice work

At Monday, February 04, 2008 4:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, where does that put us for '08?
- BRI: AJ, Richter (?)
- HB: Lang/Harm/Adrian/Daifuku
- Adobe: Hone, DDavis, DBell, Tubbs (?)
- Herriott: Herriott
- Recycled: same ?
- 2nd Asc: Bunch of new fast guys
- CounterBalance: ?
- Wines: same minus SL
- PNWBuckeye: ?
- PruSports LTD. p/b the court settlement $$$ from Univ. Audi: CNik, Strangelover, etc

Rob - where is TT headed?

At Monday, February 04, 2008 8:12:00 PM, Blogger Old as dirt said...

Answer the man, and remind him of the best two teams in Wa the past 2 years, not on his list.
Good Billboard stuff eh?

At Monday, February 04, 2008 8:26:00 PM, Blogger andrew said...

Garage is the same right minus First Rate is mostly unchanged too minus Daifuku? I've only seen Tubbs in a circa 1993 Spot Bagel Kit and a S3 vest all winter.

At Tuesday, February 05, 2008 10:32:00 AM, Blogger camrob said...

I've got no idea where TT will rest his hat, but god have pity on our legs and his own team. He already gave Evan E a challenge the PIR Roubaix last month.

As for me and Bob's, added are Kevin Rowe and Calvin Allan, and another young Boise guy. Brandon Archibald is lean and mean, and I am personally bulked-up after weight lifting to focus on sprinting. We will be bringing it to more WA races in '08, and I'll be at fewer overall to ensure familiar peace and unity.

At Tuesday, February 05, 2008 10:38:00 AM, Blogger andrew said...

Biggest Change for Wines this year isn't the loss of Jamie, but rather: out with the flames - in with the FROGS!


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