Team Panda Bear Express is Teh Awesome
Perhaps you guys didn't get the memo but Team Panda Bear Express is going to rock your worlds. I am not sure that's the real team name, but Chad Nikolz is the team conductor now and all I know is he was saying something about punching your ticket old skool style. Yo. Yah, he meant you. No, not you. You. Yah you over there. So get ready to get beaten down Stangle-dizzle style with a side helping of Old Guy getting all semi-licious on your ass. And don't forget the Dux, who'll tell you how it is and The Schmirnov who remembers that time you said something about not knowing who he was. He was a pro bike racer back when it was cool Suckah and yoou are going in the ditch now.
What's that you say? Where's mr. boots? Mr. Boots is goin' pro baby so that just means cool JZO is going to half to drop your ass Time Trial style. But don't worry, of you need a place to go cry he can help you buy a house yo. I said Yo!
And don't even get me started on Ongers. That boy will pee in his own helmet if it means taking it downtown. Fordizzle.
Me? Well I am going to sit back, eat twinkies and post trash talk on the internet like my mentor Terry B!