What's that you say?
It looks like we are about to get a good old fashioned retarded internet taunting session going over Craigory Hetherbastor's increasingly shrill demands that we go slower on team rides. Citing training tips imparted on him by 2006 Tour Winner Evgan... er.. eugenny... er that dude Berzin he insists the only way to get faster, is to go slower. And slower. And slower. In fact, future team rides will be at the Motel 6 so we can all cuddle up with our bikes and not strain ourselves.
But, since Craigerificinator Harringten is my best friend I can only take thinly vieled potshots dressed up as whit at him. Otherwise I'll end up the subject of a cheeky post. So rather than risk that, I'll just give you all a forum to take cheap shots at him instead. And after that creme broule it should be hard to miss him.