Rumor has it

There will be a new cross race. If this new race were to happen, it would look something (or exactly) like this:

THE GROUP THAT BROUGHT YOU THE BLACKBERRY AND WHALING DAYS CRITERIUMS PRESENT:
THE FAIRGROUNDS CROSS CLASSIC
(BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS GOING TO BE: CLASSIC!)
KITSAP COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS near Bremerton, WA
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 11, 2006
TOTAL CASH PRIZE: $1000

Category Time Prizes Places
KIDS (2-11)*/ Jr 10-12/ 13-14 10:00 Ribbons/ Merchandise 3 places
kids will be separated by age
CROSS 4 Masters 11:00 Merchandise for both 3 places
(Cat 4 35+/ 45+)
CROSS 4 12:00 Merchandise for both 3 places
(Men 4/ Women 4)
CROSS 3 Masters/SSPD/Jr 1:00 Mstr: $100 both/ SSP merch. 3 places/ 3 places
(Cat 3 35+/ 45+); Jr 15-16
CROSS 3/ W 1-3/ JR 2:00 3: $100/W1-3:$100 3 places;3 places
(Men 3; W1-3; Jr 17-18) Jr: merchandise 3 places
CROSS 1-2; MST. 35+ 3:00 1-2:$500/ M35+:$100 5 places;3 places
(Cat 1-2; M35+ 1-2)
* Jr. men and women will race together but be scored separately

Entry Fee: Kids free/ Juniors: $5/ Women Cat.4: $10/ Everybody else: $20
Location: Kitsap County Fairgrounds, 1200 NW Fairgrounds Road, Bremerton, WA
From Bremerton Ferry Terminal: Exit ferry, turn RT. on WASHINGTON AVE. Get in LFT lane, road curves to LFT & becomes 11th St. After about 1miile, turn RT. onto WARREN AVE. Cross the bridge, continue about 4 miles to traffic light at FAIRGROUNDS RD. Turn LFT. on FAIRGROUNDS RD. Go approx. 1.5 mls, Fairgrounds Event Center and course will be on your right.
From Winslow Ferry: Go straight off of ferry on Hwy 305 all the way into Poulsbo. Get on Hwy 3 south to Silverdale. Get off on Silverdale/E. Bremerton exit. Go on Hwy 303, this becomes Waaga Way. Go about 3.5mls. Turn RT at FAIRGROUNDS RD. Go approx. 1.5mls, Fairgrounds Event Center & course is on your right.
From HWY 3: Follow signs to Silverdale/ Bremerton. Continue on Hwy 3 South to Silverdale/ E. Bremerton exit. Stay in far right lane & take the E. Bremerton/ Fairgrounds exit as you approach Silverdale. This turns into Waaga Way. Go 3.5 mls. Turn RT. at FAIRGROUNDS RD. Go approx. 1.5 mls, Fairgrounds Event Center & course on your right.
Registration: On race day only. Seattle Cyclocross Series Numbers will be used.
For further information call Peter Braun (360) 698-8600 or Joe Holmes (360) 362-1611 or email: info@ridgeracing.org. All USA Cycling rules will be enforced. All riders must sign a waiver and wear an approved helmet. USA Cycling permit pending.
A Big Thank You to All of Our Sponsors:
Taco Bell/ Kentucky Fried Chicken
FPH Construction-Silverdale Cyclery-Silverdale Autoworks

Now, I am not saying it's a sure thing. I am just saying, you know. It might happen. And if it did it would eb exactly like that. Unless of course Racer X decides to go talk to hot women instead.