Monday, August 15, 2011

I'm going to smack KR up by Fake Dave Hills

I'm Gonna Smack Keller Rohrback up
by Fake Dave Hills

I've got a confession to make. I know everyone thinks I'm a climber. Well, that's what I want you to think. I'm no one trick pony. In fact, I've been waiting all year for the Ronde Ohop so I could finally show PruDog and his "Killer Rohrbots" how a Kermesse is really done. I've got my bike read and guess what? It's the same as my regular bike 19c tires and all. You know why? Cause I am just that good. I mean, I define the term float. How the hell am I going to get a flat when I only weigh 80lbs? Seriously, think it through.

And what was Olson thinking with the whole Killer Rohrbots thing? Don't quit your day job.

In conclusion, it's on like Donkey Kong. Hills is coming for you and he's going to Smack. You. Up.


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