I hate myself and I want you to know it
The only reasonable explanation I can come up with for agreeing to my bosses suggestion that we have my weekly 1:1 over a nice 5 mile run is that, deep down inside, I loathe myself. Really, why else would I have engaged in an activity which I knew would leave me hobbled and in unending agony?
And unlike every mom whose (sp?) hormones convince her she loved be pregnant I was perfectly aware how much running is THE.WORST.EXERCISE.EVER. cause it MAKES ME HURT 11!!11!