From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee
I must prepare myself for 2011 and the inevitable pain and suffering I will endure. And what better way to do that than with a little Stanglepacing? Well, Dear Reader, let me warn you that Stanglepacing is not the power building magic it is marketed as! Nay!
You see, the pushers of Stanglepacing forget to mention the inevitable Stanglecracking that will leave you limp and weak out in the middle of Snohomish. Nor do they mention the Stanglemares-- those night terrors that will grip your fevered mind leaving you begging for someone, anyone, to save you from his villainousness clutches.
On the otherhand, I will be faster next year.