Rumor has it that Mr. Boot's amazing power is the result of a top secret training regimen known as "Sundt-erpacing". Having been duly destroyed by a little wind at Cherry Pie (by the way, were the hell was that Pie I was promised????) I am going to get me some of that special "Sundt-erpacment".
PS, I have been informed by Mr. Boots that a picture of me at the race shows that I may, in fact, be R.T.'s body double. Clearly Boots is trying to get in my head. Listen, better men than you have tried. I am perfectly happy with my body.... although now that I think about it that gut is kinda big. And those shorts do not flatter my thighs at all.