Sundter-Pacing
Rumor has it that Mr. Boot's amazing power is the result of a top secret training regimen known as "Sundt-erpacing". Having been duly destroyed by a little wind at Cherry Pie (by the way, were the hell was that Pie I was promised????) I am going to get me some of that special "Sundt-erpacment".
PS, I have been informed by Mr. Boots that a picture of me at the race shows that I may, in fact, be R.T.'s body double. Clearly Boots is trying to get in my head. Listen, better men than you have tried. I am perfectly happy with my body.... although now that I think about it that gut is kinda big. And those shorts do not flatter my thighs at all.
posted by P-Dog @ 10:35 AM
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Missed you at CycleU. OAD was, um, stoked to beat your tandem time from 2 weeks ago. And a certain member of the Axley TTT team was seen on Sat. with so many gels packed into the legs of his skinsuit that his thighs looked massive...lumpy but massive.
you don't need special training all you need this
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=d577ae10679b0d3e6bfbd3fc1e98946e.1454250&cache=1
i was ready to go down when the Emde-nator called and told me to stand down. Something about not riding with a cold. I tried to tell him that I will have a low grade cold all year. But he demands I rest,
Rest now so that you too can do the FC 508 this year?
I will take all the little victories I can get, 'cause ther are no big one's coming anytime soon!
He had his whole jacket in his thighs, among other things!
I think I spotted the drain pipe from the kitchen sink, too..
Arg~
I don't really understand all that but somehow i feel dirty now.
Sure, you know, your sometime-teammate who only wears skinsuits who has never worn out a small chain ring in his life--your comment about shorts that don't flatter your thighs just reminded some of us of HIS bulging thighs when he made a rare winter public appearance....not dirty...odd, maybe....
I didn't say that.... what I DID say was that if you're gonna keep clowning on a brother, he might just fire back
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