I am still wiped out from carrying Big O's bags and bike at Eugene Celebration. But, my mailbag is full and I can't let my fans down. So, I have secured the help of Darth Tubbs for todays edition. Without further ado... Ask Tubbs.
I am a local Eugene racer. My team wins every race down here. Here you guys come down, with your big teams, pimp bikes and attitude. Shouldn't you have let us win at least one stage?
~Hutchy Locally Cranky Dude.
God it's hot. Why is it so hot? Maybe I shouldn't have attacked so soon.. do I have water? ok I think I can make it to the feedzone... is that Omer coming up to me?
You guys did a good job getting 2nd place overall with that attack on the final Stage. I don't understand why the other guys refused to help chase. Axley had already locked up 1st and with David in 5th it seems like it was up to the others to try to take the stage and maybe move up on GC.
~Tired From Seattle
Is that the feedzone? Oh thank God. I need water.. the sweet sweet water. What??? I don't want any f^%&ing heed. I want water.. I am not yelling! I just need water..... What's a guy gotta do to get a little water?
When is my Husband coming home? He posted that his season was over in June and now he wants to go do Parker Mainstreet in 2 weeks. He keeps saying he wants to race up to when our baby is born. Help me.
Dear Mrs. PruDog,
Oh thank God... is that you Johnny O? You got water.. no that's PDog's water... are you sure? OK I'lll have some? No, no I can't take his big loaf of bread. A massage? Well that's really nice. I feel great now! Thanks! I think i am going to win the TT and the crit tomorrow.
No, thank you Darth Tubbs for helping me out with the letter column. And thanks to everyone in advance for flippin' me road kill for negotiating an early release from Stage One. As I told Tubbs, don't be bitter cause I can negotiate a better deal than your team can!