Republican Hot Dogs

Maybe I should rethink my politics. If I join the GOP apparently I just need to hot dog it with the moral values and christian talk but get to hot dog it with a hooker all I want.

Ok that was stretched.

But seriously, how can anyone defend these guys? While I doubt any super conservatives read this sight, keep in mind that I am a moderate. To the extent I come off like a partisan democrat it's because I think the GOP is literally fascist and I've accepted that a vote for moderate or liberal republicans is wasted since they vote party line. As the bumper sticker said "W made me a Democrat".