Speaking of hooking...

I take no sides in Bahati v. UHC but this in the comments was awesome:

Bahati's not an ass. He's a ninja! He disabled a highend racing machine clipping along at 30+mph with a pair of sunglasses. Dude has mad ninja skills!!

Read more: http://velonews.competitor.com/2010/04/news/rahsaan-bahati-unitedhealthcare-crashed-me-at-dana-point_111493#ixzz0l1fcMpht