You must be so proud

Still clinging to the illusion that your republican party is run by anything more than barely literate morons (yes, just went ad hominem on their asses) who couldn't hack an entry level position at.. well anywhere?

Here's an example of the alternative budget proposal, h/t to Atrios.

Shorter version:

1. Blame Freddie & Fannie
2. ?????
3. Recovery!