View from a ledge

"Don't jump PDog," says Gary.
"What," I respond?
"Don't jump. I read your blog. I am worried you will jump," says Gary.
"Yah PDog! Need a hug?" pipes in Argentinofolesiusimum
"Oh, I am not jumpin'. That wasn't meant to imply I feel beaten down. I learned to let it roll off my back awhile ago."
"Good," says Gary and Argentiniofulsificator "cause we need you alive until the new eyewear comes in"