SNOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! I think Jamie's blog is more exciting
Yes, that's right. You all are ungrateful Bastards. Last year I brought you all sorts of funny. And my reward? Increased expectations and demands to bring the funny. Well, there is nothing funny about riding with you guys. I hate you all. You are all on my Bastardo list.
When Pruitt rides hard, instead of fetting him with roses and having the beautiful ladies of Wines of Washington hand feed him grapes you attack! Instead of gentile words of encouragement you mention how PDog appears to be 6 months pregnant.
It is scientifically proven that PDog's pace is the best pace and the pace you should ride at. But do you care that PDog has taken great pains to ride at the best pace? No, you attack and attack and make fun of PDog while he convulses on the ground from Oxygen debt.
I hate you.
But I love you too.
I am confused.