Tonight I Ride In Hell

After suffering through a 3 hour endurance ride yesterday I predict nothing but pain and suffering for my legs tonight. Normally I might consider begging you all to go easy and nice on me. I am, after all, a really nice guy whose well being should be encouraged by slow paces.

But I have come to realize that you are all, each and every one of you, sadistic sick bastards that ride only for the joy of watching me suffer.

You suck.