Karl is Epic Win

Karl is Epic Win. He push to limit. Every. Time. He sees Jamie and Ian in break. It is much inspirational. So when it comes together, he makes the history of the race and attacks. It is very hard in break with Karl. Karl knows that no one can make attack like Karl. Three Garage riders try to follow Karl's crazy lines in wet corner but cannot. They beg to Karl like frightened school children "Karl Karl, slow down...." But Karl say "No Gifts" and rides them off his wheels. And Herriott say to Karl, "Karl, now we beat them?" Karl look to Herriott and say "now Todd, I beat you all! " and win. Now Karl knows he is most interesting Seward Park Winner in the world (until next Thursday) and spend week enjoying the fame, fortune and women.

Editors note: Karl's version is slightly different but my version is better!