Swagger. You can have it.

After much internal debate involving Older Than Mick trying to guilt us into riding, KR's Masters squad is leaving you other old dudes to race Independence Valley on your own in the rain. And the uphill. The rumor, started by Older Than Mick, is that it is because we are soft and don't like hills. My lawyer advised us to take the 5th!

So we bequeath our swagger to you. Use it wisely and remember the golden rule: always return borrowed stuff in the same or better condition than you got it. And change the oil please.

Bonus edition! I will even write the post race recap for you right now -

team name had a great day at IVRR. Turn out was light but there were a couple strong guys like name here. Everyone marked us out but we were pick one - aggressive / smart / lucky and made the decisive split on lap enter lap here on the second climb of the lap. enter name attacked the break but we brought it back then we pick one: solo'd to victory / took out the sprint / paid off the break to sit up and won the biggest race of the year until Tuesday.

Don't say I never did anything for you.