I'm innocent I tell you

Hamilton positive.

And he will employ the Han Solo defense: It's not my fault!

Sources close to the case confirm that Hamilton will announce that he tested positive for the presence of Dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA) in an out of competition urine sample submitted this winter. Hamilton is expected to say that the steroid was apparently present in an over-the-counter

That's why I eat an all Bacon diet. No artificial hormones there.

Obviously, he should have gone with "someone spiked the coke I was freebasing with steroids; it's not my fault"