So here's what we know
New Teams in '08: The Definitive Guide
So my very scientific and valid study has proven that next year:
Mike Hone, thinking he works at Adobe, will start a new team only to discover it's Adobe Chicken by Cucina Fresca.
Ian Tubbs will also be joining Cucina Fresca, thinking that there will be Acrobats on the team.
Taco Bell will be back. Hold the Seachickens.
I will be riding unattached, as apparently no one wants me including my own team. Bastards.
Todd Herriott will be riding for Team Herriott p/b Todd Herriet on Todd Harriot bikes w/ SRAM's new Todd groupo and Harry-utt logoed Gin Optics. He will copyright all 3 mispelled versions of his name and charge WSBA for printing results using them.
Stoked will race all year for her new team, Stoked's Knits and Kits. The new kit will be all knit gear thus one-upping Portland's wool fetish.
Jamie Strangweloverboy will decide who he is riding for on October 30th, 2008.
Older Than Old As Dirt (Now with Kids!) will join Rock'n'Republic as their new crit specialist.. you fill in the rest of this joke.