Tuesday, October 09, 2007

So here's what we know

New Teams in '08: The Definitive Guide

So my very scientific and valid study has proven that next year:

Mike Hone, thinking he works at Adobe, will start a new team only to discover it's Adobe Chicken by Cucina Fresca.

Ian Tubbs will also be joining Cucina Fresca, thinking that there will be Acrobats on the team.

Taco Bell will be back. Hold the Seachickens.

I will be riding unattached, as apparently no one wants me including my own team. Bastards.

Todd Herriott
will be riding for Team Herriott p/b Todd Herriet on Todd Harriot bikes w/ SRAM's new Todd groupo and Harry-utt logoed Gin Optics. He will copyright all 3 mispelled versions of his name and charge WSBA for printing results using them.

Stoked will race all year for her new team, Stoked's Knits and Kits. The new kit will be all knit gear thus one-upping Portland's wool fetish.

Jamie Strangweloverboy
will decide who he is riding for on October 30th, 2008.

Older Than Old As Dirt (Now with Kids!) will join Rock'n'Republic as their new crit specialist.. you fill in the rest of this joke.


At Tuesday, October 09, 2007 11:42:00 AM, Blogger STOKED I AM said...

Stoked will issue a press release next week about the new team. And one of your teammates suggested I ask for the StokedHats logo on your new team kit....

At Wednesday, October 10, 2007 8:48:00 AM, Blogger Russell@Herriott Sports said...

Nick Rhodes is heading up an Elite Team over at Second Ascent. Not necessarily a new team, but the first time they are supporting a team of Cat 2's. And Gallaher is putting something together at his Counterculture club for a 1-2 team.

We always have room for you at HB, PruDog. But we'll take just about anyone...

I'd say you could race in an HSP kit, but Todd has seen you making a mockery of his spelling (which is admittedly horrid)and now you will feel his wrath. He plans on training again sometime between now and the start of the season. I'll let you know when/if that actually happens.


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