PruCousin: So why didn't you tell me?
PruCousin: about the dude screwing the goat at the farm.
PruCousin: you hadn't heard?
PruCousin: yah -redacted- walked in on that Al dude doing it with the goat. Aunt -redacted- has been answering the phone from the media non-stop. You know she loves that.
So to recap. PruCousin is in town for 1 day and he already knows some guy who worked at Pioneer Farm (which was started by PruGangy and run by PruAunt V1) was arrested for bestiality back in May. And no one told me????????? For the love of Christmas someone will pay.