P-Stache to world: Kneel Before Me

P-Stache wants you to know that wearing helmets is for punks.

Now, I think it's important to point out that studies (none of which I have handy) *do* show that helmets significantly reduce injury for the yutes of the world, I think the number was 16 and under. Maybe that's because they are more likely to fall off on their own and less likely yo ride in traffic.