We gots us an election coming

And I got a nice quote from Sideshow Bob (GOP-Springfield) h/t mydd.com

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.