Open Letter to the PR 1/2/3 Field
On my ride into work I
It's on like Donkey Kong by Fake Robert Velez
When I joined Keller Rohrback it was because I wanted to finally ride for a team. I wanted a place where I could maximize my potential and selflessly help my team-mates win. I didn't ask for much in return other than the feeling of riding on a team.
Well, apparently no one else got the memo about that because I keep reading all these awesome stories about how
Old Town SucksKeller Rohrback is Epic Win yet whenever I check the start list at Pacific Raceways 1/2/3 there is only one KR rider there: Robert Velez.
I'm not a talker like PruDog (and please, please OMG Ian don't get him started on that stupid Mission Statement) but I've had enough.
I AM GOING TO SMACK PACIFIC RACEWAYS UP.
Yah, that's right. Screw all of you. Screw my team. Screw PruDog. Screw Russell. Screw BikeSale. It's on like m&^%$#@%^*g Donkey Kong. I am bringing it every night. You want to lap us PruJackAss? Well
we'reI'm going to lap you. Twice.
So Suck. On. That.
Hey, at least I didn't say my team was dumb.
XXOO Fake Robert Velez