Letters to the Editor
Wow it was great to see you out at PR the other night. You looked really skinny and strong. You took some great pulls and maybe even grew 12-18 inches? That other dude on your team who rode at the back all night needs to lose like 50lbs though.
That was me at the back you jerk.
Did you see how I sxxxied the sprint? I looked damn good in my IJM livery. In fact, I posted a note in every blog I could about how awesome I was.
I couldn't tell cause I was too busy watching Russell & Andrew getting the hump from Holmes' sweet swing off in the finish.
I am back in town but didn't tell you because I heard you were fat and I don't want to catch any of your fatty dna.
Sadly, that's probably a good move on your part. Did I mention I rode 4 hours yesterday?