To the haters out there

To paraphrase LL Cool J:

Dont call it a comeback
Pie been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin cakes in fear
Makin the ala mode rain down like a mon soon
Listen to the crust go boom
Taste overpowerin
Over the competition Pie towerin
Wreckin shop when I drop these sweet bits that'll make you call the cops
Dont you dare stare, you betta eat
Dont ever compare
Pie to the rest thatll all get sliced and diced
Competitions payin the price