Thursday, April 05, 2012

I got your birthday present right here

An Open Letter from Fake Sean Phillips:

Two words ProDog: Quit.  Ducking.  Me.  Wait, that's three words.  Never mind that's not important.  What is important is that I am at PR every week waiting for you in the Masters.  I've got a present for you and your "Killer Rohrbots".  I'll give you two guesses ... no that's not it!  No not that either.  No I'm not giving you a new car.  What?  I don't even know what the BluRay Directors Cut Limited Edition of Babylon 5: The Bootlegs is... huh?  Shut up I'm trying to trash... huh?  Oh for the love of good no you can't have my bike. 

A Spanking!!!  That's what I am giving you jerks!  It's been a long time coming PruDog.  And now it's time.  Mirante & I didn't join.. what the hell are you babbling about?  I just told you what your gift is.  It's a spanking.. huh?  No I am not getting you a new wireless surround sound speaker system.

I give up.  You suck.


Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Flynn has you right were he wants you

After listening to Flynn complain about having to race in the race (poor baby), El Blanco Diablo and I had to listen to him whine about not wanting to do any PR's that involve more than 1" of vertical ascending.  Warning to everyone: don't think that just because he whines even better than he sprints that a little hill will make difference.  He's like the Black Widow of KR.  You can tie his ass up but he'll still break you.,0,47,0"> name="movie" value="" />" />" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=1545803340001&playerID=16681868001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAAAr7e30~,vihvuRVBQpNFbdXq-mJPiy5bq6kzgKag&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" base="" name="flashObj" width="400" height="300" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" swLiveConnect="true" allowScriptAccess="always" pluginspage="">>


Monday, April 02, 2012

Don't Count Me Out, You better count me in!

After the non stop texting from Velez telling me how awesome the Grand Fond Ephrata was I decided to spin the new Raleigh Revenio down to Seward via every dirt and cobbled street available.  Proving that I can Grift anything I got caught behind the Montlake Bridge letting boats through and then, right as it came down my front wheel went flat.

Hey, is that the best you can do???? Well screw you Cycling Gods.  You just make PruDog angry.  And when PruDog gets angry, then Mustafa dies.