The Kids are Teh Sucks
The Kids are Teh Sucks by Fake Mrs. PruDog
Dear Keller Rohrback #Kids,
It sounded like fun. I mean, we have kids and a raging night for us is one cocktail and to bed by 8:30p.
What a dissapointment. You guys are Teh Sucks. I mean, I was just having my 7th beer around 9 when I looked around and the only ones there were the old guys. I mean, I get to see these guys enough already. I like Mike H. but I was hoping for a drunken naked Galen dancing on the table while the wives stuffed $10 bills in his undies (don't worry, we have jobs). Instead, we got to see Jamie pass out and the old guy across the street dare us to walk on his lawn.
Seriously, I expect more out of all of you.